Thursday, May 31, 2007

Laughter The Best Medicine
Received an email that had me in stitches.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can be greater than this one ?

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Father: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Girl : One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
Guy: Thanks for the early warning.

Wife: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor

No comments: